ta-da! I'm the first one to get on here and actually do what we made this blog for!!
THIS IS GAIA!! i signed on skye's account cuz......well i dont know
WARNING: The actually use of any of these things to Alexandria Shadow Ride could result in a lot of pain. Please be careful, and stay at least 10 yards away, or better yet, 100 yards away, before actually doing these things.
1. Tell her how much better Paramore is than Evanescence
2. Tell her that the head of the football team wants to go out with her
3. Tell her the mathteacher wants to go out with her
4. Tell her ANY guy wants to go out with her
5. Tell her it's quite possible she'll find her soulmate soon
6. Steal her iPod
7. Delete all her Evanescence songs from her iPod
8. Tell her GIR is gay....again....and again....and again
9. Constantly poke her wings in a public area
10. If she slaps your hand, start yelling 'CHILD MOLESTER!!"
11. If she gets caught by the police, skip around singing 'The Witch Is Dead' from the Wizard of Oz
12. Before she comes back, paint her entire room pink
13. Then, right before she walks in the door, dump a gallon of pink
14. Tell her that we all blew up 10,000 Erasers, that the Flock is on their way right now,and that the head of the football team is STILL trying to find her phone number to call her
15. DO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE.....and tell how much fun it was
i know that these weren'r very good, but i'm sure you guys can make better ones
Peace it out, freaks of the Earth
I <3 Thor
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hahaha this is me on my account!! ahahhahahah
ReplyDeletethis is gonna be funny if skye finds out
hey, Gaia? he's comin after u.....
ReplyDeleteoh.....well.....that's special
ReplyDeleteuhhuh...so how does it feel to get ketchup shoved down your shirt? i told you you should have said with thor
ReplyDeletewell....it.....tickles? and then it gets really cold....
ReplyDeletei know i should have stayed with him....which is what i am doing now, since you're after me
i just wanted to let you know i joined your blog to tick you off. first YOU DON'T HAVE wings. 2ND linkin park and many other bands are better then evenscense, or what ever.
ReplyDeleteok who ever you are needs to shut the heck up!Or I'll kick your @$$ off the face of the Earth so hard you wouldn't be able to catch your breath!!!!How dare you dis evenscence!!!
ReplyDeleteSERIOUSLY!!
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